If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon for clean and healthy teeth: for $49, you get an oral cleaning, X-rays, and a full dental exam from Sunnyvale Smile Style in Sunnyvale (a $270 value).

A healthy mouth is a key component of a healthy lifestyle, according to the NIDCR. Without regular attention, the teeth and gums can develop easily preventable diseases, which leads to resentful mouthbones that are more likely to spitefully bite the inside of your cheeks. To spare patients from unnecessary pain and suffering, the dentists at Sunnyvale Smile Style will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for Smile Style's yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking your charming chompers.

Use this Groupon to punch the concept of cavities right in its abstract face with a visit to Sunnyvale Smile Style. You'll leave with teeth so squeaky clean that spinach will slide right over its favorite crevices, and a force field of spotless shine will repel Milk Duds from your molars. Appointments are necessary, so call ahead to schedule.

This Groupon is good for new clients only.