When the Buddhas of Bamyan were dynamited, the sandstone cliffs spewed vast quantities of Patricia Arquette’s hair, which her stylists had stowed there over the centuries. Put valuables in secure storage space to stave off hairslides with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $90 worth of storage space at Superior Self Storage. Your Groupon is redeemable at both the Woodland and North Sacramento locations of the storageporium.

All of Superior Self Storage's units are individually alarmed, and the premises have video-surveillance cameras and security guards patrolling 24 hours a day. Opt for a 5'x10' storage space ($75+/month) and fill it full of one to two bedrooms' worth of Saran Wrap, or go for a more cozy 5'x5' space ($55+/month) to stow away boxes of winter wear and skis until snow season returns. You may also apply the value of this deal toward a larger storage space. Superior Self Storage also offers free truck rental, so you'll have a more convenient way to move your boxes than strapping them to the back of a penny-farthing.

Weather you've outgrown your current cabin, are traveling to Sri Lanka while in between cabins, or are building a new cabin with brawn, butter, and bare hands, a personal storage space offers a clean and safe location in which to stow your worldly possessions.

Clients who are currently renting Superior storage space may not redeem this Groupon.

Reviews

Although customers of Superior Self Storage have yet to write many reviews, three Yahoo! Locals give the Woodland location a five-star average, and four give the Sacramento location an average of four stars:

• The units are clean, well-maintained and the lighting is movement sensored so I don't have to walk in the dark to get to a light switch, etc. – CRW
• The manager is friendly and courteous. They have plenty of space for our business and personal items. – Yahoo! Local user, 06/04/2007