Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping straw men and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $25, you get $50 worth of dry cleaning, laundry, and other services at any Swan Cleaners location, or home or office delivery. Click here for available service areas.

Since 1935, family-owned Swan Cleaners has efficiently and effectively dislodged dross from cherished vestments and wardrobe components. A Swan Cleaners van will scoot over to your home or place of business to grab your grimy wears, or drop them off personally at headquarters to solventize the tarnished threads to whistle-cleanliness. Dissect your hamper and surrender your shirts and blouses ($2.65), pants and skirts ($6.75), suits and dresses ($12.59), and more for a thoroughly gentle de-griming. Avail lackluster laundry of Swan Cleaners’ in-store services including one-hour dry cleaning and alterations, or sign up for delivery online and begin the anticipation of spotless sartorialism.