The food delivery of bygone years consisted of smoke-signaling nomadic caravans, who then delivered tasty turnips and lamb to the castle gates before launching a soul-crushing siege. Avoid delivery services that overstay their welcome with today’s Groupon. For $12, you get $25 worth of food and delivery services from Takeout Taxi of Kentucky, catering to all of Louisville. This Groupon may not be used at the actual restaurants and must be redeemed in one delivery.

Thanks to Takeout Taxi of Kentucky, hunger-impeded, couch-lounging customers no longer have to craft condiment concoctions or barter precious DVDs for the neighbor's last Hot Pocket. With more than 30 restaurant menus available, patrons can enjoy a wide selection of tantalizing fare delivered right to their door on a proton-powered hoverboard. Deliveries typically arrive within 45 to 60 minutes, and the delivery fee is $5.99 plus 9% of the food bill—but your Groupon applies to the entire bill, excluding tip. Customers can select from various local restaurants, including BD’s Mongolian Grill, the Cheesecake Factory, Chili’s, Home Run Burger and Fries, and Yang Kee Noodle. For additional questions, refer to this handy FAQ.

Today's Groupon frees customers from the daunting decisions of the canned-soup shelves with cheap, fast, home-cooked meals delivered to their door from Takeout Taxi of Kentucky. The well-prepared food saves days of mulling in the spice aisle, sobbing over chopped onions, scrubbing burnt rice off pans, and bleaching the mixing spoon. Order today and enjoy hearty fare from the comfort of a dining table, hammock, or balcony escape pod.