Unlike the stop wagons popular among tourists and tortoises, go-karts offer drivers the control and speed necessary for outrunning reckless, adrenaline-addicted fruit stands. Practice citrus-swerving manoeuvres with today’s Groupon to TBC Indoor Kart Racing, located in Richmond. Choose from the following options:

• For $13, you get two races from Sunday (after 6 p.m.) through Thursday (up to a $26 value).
• For $17, you get two races on Friday or Saturday (a $34 value).
• For $199, you get a half-hour exclusive racing package for up to 12 people (a $500 value).

Helmet rental is included for each option.

TBC Indoor Kart Racing provides ground for ungoverned racers to zoom around on an indoor track. A state-of-the-art timing system and big, fast engines mean a trip around the squiggly track will satisfy the want racers have mistaken as a need for speed in record time. TBC's karts use a clean-air exhaust system, so stressed lungs can breathe easily as they zip around the bend, and a separate game lounge keeps kartophobic friends occupied as companions race around the track.

The half-hour exclusive racing package gives drivers a half hour to settle road-rage arguments or prove to up to 11 friends that six failed driving tests were in fact flukes. Defeated and disillusioned compatriots can be rallied back together in the full-service banquet and meeting rooms.