Unlike library books, cars protest by not working when you don’t pay attention to their due dates. Adhere to your ride's maintenance schedule with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change, a tire rotation, and wiper-blade replacement (a $69 value) at Telle Tire & Auto Service.

Telle Tire & Auto Service's friendly staff of ASE-trained technicians have been sprucing up wheelmobiles for more than 60 years. Let these auto experts replace worn-out oil with fresh fluid, give your wipers the rubber they need to clear off rain and katydid husks, and swap tires' positions so that they, unlike Nick Cage, go bald evenly. While waiting, relax on sumptuous circular black lounge chairs and come up with new theories about why the dinosaurs went extinct in Telle Tire's comfortable waiting room. An appointment is required.

Additional fees apply for synthetic oil.