Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Don current trends with today's Groupon: for $39, you get $100 worth of clothing, jewelry, and other accessories at Teranz Boutique.

Teranz Boutique stocks its downtown shop with trend-setting threads for fashionistas. Passersby will do triple-takes and walk into walls when they see ladies decked out in a black, sleeveless, sequined top ($129.99) and a pair of geometric ($79.99) or chandelier-inspired ($89.99) earrings. For a night on the town or some overdressed gardening, throw on a stylish cocktail dress ($199.99+). A pair of nude pumps ($169.99) add some attractive elevation to any outfit. Jackets, lingerie, and pants also abound to keep all your parts covered in couture.