Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Terrific Massage, located inside County Line Beauty Salon in New Braunfels (a $60 value).

Terrific Massage's licensed massage therapist April Martinez harnesses expansive and ebbing Swedish massage techniques to increase blood flow and soothe muscular aches and pains. After a 10-minute consultation on expected results and destinies of firstborn family pets, the light touch of a muscle maven helps knotted musculature unwind and escape daily stress. The pamper professional also drapes feet in warm towels, spreading the tranquility of the Swedish massage from head to heel. Groupon clients can opt to receive hot-towels soaked in eucalyptus, foot soaks, or foot scrubs for an additional cost ($3–$5).