Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $110, you get 20 units of Botox from Dr. Steven F. Weiner at The Aesthetic Clinique in Santa Rosa Beach (a $220 value).

Dr. Steven F. Weiner, a Johns Hopkins–trained, board-certified head, neck, and facial plastic surgeon, established The Aesthetic Clinique as a non-surgical and minimally invasive practice performing cosmetic procedures with the help of four full-time aestheticians and a registered nurse. Patients consult with the doctor, who draws on 17 years of Botox experience and his status as a Platinum Provider of Botox, to target pesky wrinkles in areas such as foreheads, upper necks, brows, lips, and cotton dress shirts. The entire procedure usually takes only 5–10 minutes, but effects do not become apparent for up to five days. Results of the treatment may last three–six months, allowing patients to pose as intrepid teenage sleuths for an unprecedented amount of time.

Twenty units of physician-administered Botox is enough to treat crow's feet, the forehead, frown lines, or uncontrollable time travel. Groupon customers can also opt for a complimentary consultation on any of the doctor's other treatments, which include Ulthera, CoolSculpting, dermal fillers, Fraxel Dual laser, and chemical peels.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.