While it’s easy to resolve arguments with eggplants using only a knife, a cutting board, and a trained rattlesnake, other forms of stress may require more complicated tools. Vent your anger in a safe space with today’s Groupon for destruction sessions at Anger Room, opening on December 12. Choose from the following options:

• For $10, you get a 5-minute session (a $25 value).
• For $20, you get a 15-minute session (a $45 value).
• For $35, you get a 25-minute session (a $75 value). <p>

Anger Room realistically appoints rooms to simulate an actual workplace, living area, or kitchen for guests to destroy in stress-relieving sessions that for last 5, 15, or 25 minutes. Rather than paying a therapist three heads of cattle and a ruby, irate visitors can work out issues with a buffet of breakable items such as tables, televisions, and dummies. After wreaking havoc, guests continue the relaxation process with a mini massage. For an extra fee, anger rooms can be outfitted with custom décor, and additional time is available for an extra fee of $10 per 5 minutes, though sessions are limited to 30 minutes total. Would-be smashers make an appointment ahead of time, and can pay extra ($10, not included in this deal) to be notified of last-minute openings in the case of a lamp-shattering emergency.

Anger Room is open seven days a week from 11:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Safety gear is available for use free of charge, and annihilators cannot have serious medical or mental-health issues that might harm themselves or others in the process of avenging computer errors.