Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun using modern technology, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. Celebrate technological innovation with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a 30-day guest pass to The Australian Tanning Company (a $165 value). This Groupon is valid for redemption at all eight locations in the San Jose area. Visits can be split up among the different locations throughout the 30 days of use. During the initial visit, Groupon customers can take advantage of a 25% discount on a variety of premium Uluru Skin Care System lotions.

Each guest pass includes access to any level tanning bed or UV-free spray booth under The Australian Tanning Company's sun-defying roof. Though beds and booths vary slightly by location, all locations host top-of-the-line tanning equipment with features such as climate-control cooling fans, advanced comfort-control panels, specialized facial-tanner bulbs, and connections for MP3 devices, allowing guests to pair their tanning with the sunny sounds of Megadeth. No matter how bodies elect to transform themselves, the 30-day guest pass is designed to prevent tonal truancy, promote darkened decadence, and conceal birthday-suited goddesses among racks of khaki cargo shorts.

Reviews

Five Yahoo! Locals give the Morgan Hill location an average of three stars. Yelpers give four-star averages to the Campbell and San Jose locations:

• This is the best tanning salon I've been in, I've tried others and there's no comparison, they have the CLEANEST, BEST maintained tanners, they have a large variety of level-3 beds and higher, and the staff is well trained and can help with any questions – TKD tanner, Yahoo! Local
• I've been coming here now non-stop for about 2 years. Always given awesome service every single time. – Nicole M. on the Campbell location, Yelp