Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $9, you get The Ultimate Works Wash from The Auto Spa (a $20 value). Book your sedan's spa day at any one of The Auto Spa’s three Maryland locations.

The Auto Spa lavishes ordinary rides with the careful attention normally reserved for celebrity coupes and supermodel Ts. Your Ultimate Works Wash begins with a thorough, environmentally friendly wash, applied with soft cloths to prevent scratches, while an underbody flush rinses dirt and debris from your car’s sensitive underbelly. Wheels will be left looking shiny and new after a wheel blaster service and tire dressing, while a triple foam polish, spot-free rinse, and towel drying rid besmirched auto bodies of dirt and water spots, and also protect against unjust road-pirate mutiny. After locking in your car’s newfound radiance with a protective layer of sealer wax, the careful technician will then move inside, wiping down the dashboard, door jambs, and glass, before vacuuming all floor carpets, floor mats, and upholstery to rid them of dirt, dust, and hibernating marmots.

A customary car fragrance will lead drivers to reminisce about the days when cars were still carved from pine trees, while the knowledge that The Auto Spa uses only biodegradable cleaning products will make them content to live in the much more green-minded future. The Auto Spa does not require appointments, but the business does recommend coming between 8 a.m. and noon, Monday–Thursday, to avoid potentially long lines and an unending stream of T.G.I.F. references.

Reviews

Though online reviews are still growing for The Auto Spa, five Insider Pagers give the Fredericktowne location an average of four stars:

• My car loves this place. It is the only place and the people that really pamper my car. They are very pleasant and when there is a problem (which is very infrequent) they take care of it right away. – Danielle O.
• Decent prices. Never really a wait. Very convienent location. Customer service is awesome. – Lori W.