Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint or spearmint flavored. Harness a hypnotizing hairdo with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a Benchmark Hair Service at The Boardroom Salon for Men (a $50 value). This Groupon is valid at the Allen, Dallas, Highland Village, Plano, and Southlake locations.

The stylists at The Boardroom Salon have been sprucing up men's manes since 2004, offering comprehensive packages such as The Benchmark to ensure that men are pampered from head to toe. Once a personal consultation outlines clients' specific cranial needs, palms are soothed with a paraffin hand dip, scalps are energized with a shampoo and massage, and a steamed towel leaves clients feeling toasty like a marshmallow left in a dune buggy's glove compartment. During the facial, staffers clean and moisturize mugs before trimming tresses into tailored coifs. Fresh 'dos are treated to a finishing-touch styling to ensure that looks are as put-together as a finished puzzle depicting a lawyer and his nuclear family.

The Boardroom's salons, decked out in dark wood paneling, combine the experiential nostalgia of an old-timey barbershop with the elegance of a 1920s country club. Complimentary beverages are served to clients as they compete in billiards, chess, and "who can floss their cleft chin faster" competitions.

This Groupon is valid for new clients only.