Despite their ability to neatly wrap food, tortillas are rarely used as body wraps due to their propensity to attract refried beans. Slim your well-seasoned silhouette with today’s Groupon to The Body Wrap Shoppe in Dunedin. Choose between the following options:

• For $60, you get a 60-minute SlenderTone body wrap and consultation (a $150 value).
• For $80, you get a 60-minute Body Lift Mineral body wrap and consultation (a $190 value).<p>

The experienced staff at The Body Wrap Shoppe shapes physiques and improves the appearance of cellulite using a cocoon made of specially formulated mineral solutions and 100% hypoallergenic wraps. After a 15- to 30-minute consultation, guests strip to their skivvies and, while standing up, slip into a porous fabric wrap that gives them free range of motion and bears a striking resemblance to King Tut’s tube top. The SlenderTone wrap aims to tighten and tone skin, whereas the Body Lift Mineral wrap, billed as a natural facelift for the body, helps reverse wrinkles and sagging brought on by the ticking of Father Time’s clock. During the treatments, a specialist applies an additional warm solution to maintain a comfortable temperature, and customers are asked to perform light exercises to keep blood flowing. Once 60 minutes have passed, the wrap falls away and unveils a more slender soul sack that may appear up to 30 inches slimmer. Unlike sauna treatments, thermal wraps, or jumping jacks in the Sahara Desert, the SlenderTone and Body Lift Mineral wraps rely on their ingredients rather than dehydration to tighten and tone torsos and more, yielding longer-lasting results.

Due to the hydro-intensive nature of the treatments, visitors should bring an extra set of undergarments to change into afterwards. Results can be seen after a single session, and as few as two sessions can help those hoping to fit into their favorite pair of jeans or Jiminy Cricket’s cummerbund.