Children must remain occupied during school's off-months, lest they discover the wormhole underneath the kitchen sink that leads to the mall. Distract your progeny from cross-dimensional pathways with today's Groupon: for $78, you get one week of All-Star Kids Camp at The Club at Chesterfield (up to a $195 value), located at DoubleTree Hotel & Conference Center.

The Club at Chesterfield's 91,000-square-foot fitness palace keeps kids ages 5–12 active and out of screen-saver mode with indoor and outdoor pursuits. On weekdays from June 6 through August 5, campers engage in team-building and friendship-fortifying pastimes such as tennis, swimming, and regulation shoe-lacing from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Enduring memories are created and characters are fortified with more character as younguns cavort, compete, and consume the provided lunch and snacks. Pressed parents can extend the days with pre-camp childcare beginning at 8 a.m. ($30 a week per child) and after-care until 6 p.m. ($50 a week per child).