In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to The Comfort Zone Salon and Spa in Amherst. The Comfort Zone is closed on Sunday, and Friday scheduling is by appointment only. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get a 30-minute therapeutic massage (a $30 value).
For $22, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $45 value).

The Comfort Zone Salon and Spa’s certified massage therapists knead tense frames during 30- and 60-minute therapeutic massages. Massage therapists combine deep-tissue pressure with soothing, relaxing movements in a good-cop, bad-cop routine that coaxes stress out of stubborn, stiff muscles. After a therapeutic massage, patrons will feel muscle tension and chronic pain flee from their bodies, allowing them to give pet grizzly bears piggyback rides with the greatest of ease.