Though dogs have a highly refined sense of vanity, their inability to attach cufflinks and general financial insolvency often leaves them with extremely poor self-image. Get your pooch clean, happy, and back on track to catch the sweet tennis ball of success with today's Groupon: for $15 you get a premium dog bath (up to a $30 value) at The Dog Bark.

The Dog Bark offers top-notch grooming, boarding, and daycare services for all breeds of tail-waggers, pampering them in preparation for meadow frolics and sidewalk struts. Each premium bath begins with a thorough massaging wash, blow-dry, and brushing before each dog receives a gentle nail trim to ensure it can text message nimbly. All Dog Bark staff members have pet-care and first-aid training to guarantee each pup's well-being. One hour of daycare in the facility's 6,000 square feet of play area is permitted for grooming customers, allowing playful pups that pass a temperament assessment to let loose without smuggling in contraband squeak toys.

The Dog Bark attempts to make every dog's stay as much like its home environment as possible. A reservation is required for all grooming services, and dogs with fleas, ticks, or compulsive gambling habits are not allowed. Lonely owners may even view their stylish pooch via The Dog Bark's webcam, and free WiFi and coffee are available on-site for humans who wish to keep up with fast-paced dog gossip.