According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $20, you get four glo plus car washes (a $40 value) at the glo car wash in Arvada.

The glo provides environmentally sound washing services—which reclaim more than 90% of used water—for weather-beaten vehicles. Each glo plus wash de-sullies four-wheeled friends that have been traversing exhaust-ridden highways during midnight cheese runs to Wisconsin. The touch-free automated system sluices surfaces with a dynamic three-stage high-pressure blast that removes dirt, bugs, and clingy leprechauns before flushing the underbody to ensure a grime-free chassis. After a two-stage wheel bright coats car feet with dazzling sheen, rubber is renewed with Simoniz Tire Shine, and exterior panels are basted with Rain-X to protect against splotch-inducing precipitation. A 180-horsepower heated power dry ensures cars drive away devoid of nomadic water beads that leave behind streaks and messy campfire pits. The glo car wash also provides free self-service vacuums and air machines.

Reviews

Seven Yelpers give the glo car wash an average of 4.5 stars, and seven Google Mappers give it a perfect five-star rating:

• Really different than other car washes that I've been to. Highly recommended. – Marianna M., Yelp
• I have been to many car washes and this is by far the best, their equipment does a great job and does not tear up your car. The free vacuums are great. – Benton, Google Mapper