Though it doesn’t provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon to The Healing Touch of Massage Therapy, located in Club Fit 24 Hour Fitness in Somerset. Choose from the following options:

• For $30, you get one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $60 value).
• For $81, you get three 60-minute deep-tissue massages (a $180 value).
• For $144, you get six 60-minute deep-tissue massages (a $360 value).
  
  

At The Healing Touch of Massage Therapy, licensed muscle maestro Jonathan Gambalie dives deep into aching and sore tissue to relieve pain and melt away stress. As patients relax facedown on a massage table, Jonathan unleashes a variety of strokes on the back, shoulders, and limbs, adjusting the pressure to the body’s specific needs. While this Groupon is valid for one person, couples can each bring in their own Groupon to reap the benefits of a couples massage. For a more intense, 90-minute session, clients can upgrade for an additional fee or adjust the therapist’s watch while his forearms are distracted.