Although inflatable muscle suits are easy to apply and double as flotation devices, natural brawn actually lifts heavy objects and doesn’t deflate when given a routine allergy shot. Blow up your fitness routine with today’s Groupon at The Health Club at The Fairmont Washington, D.C. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get 5 all-access guest passes (a $75 value).
• For $45, you get 10 all-access guest passes (a $150 value).
• For $79, you get 20 all-access guest passes (a $300 value).
  
  

Nestled next to historic Georgetown, The Fairmont Washington, D.C. houses an upscale health club hoisting a 50-foot lap pool, racquetball and squash courts, Italian-designed Technogym equipment, and a full complement of fitness classes. December’s schedule includes spin, Pilates stretch, and bag-pummeling cardio kickboxing, ideal for working off holiday pounds or challenging Santa to a wrestling match to get off the naughty list. Zumba works booties and abs to the tune of Latin and hip hop jams, and tai chi tones and coordinates to a slower tempo.

Complimentary towels, toiletries, and locker services complete with dry saunas cement this health hub’s status as a luxurious sundae of wellness, topped with a bubbling jacuzzi cherry. A spread of brand-new cardiovascular equipment whirs beneath the glow of flat-screen televisions, and the club’s inset spa offers massage and skincare services to pamper by appointment like a rental grandma.