For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $150, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on two body areas (six treatments total) at The Laser Café (up to a $900 value).

With a résumé saturated with more than 130,000 successful laser hair-removal treatments, The Laser Café has committed its high-tech depilatory services to muscle-memory. Bask in beamy glow as the center's fine follicle liberators harness the power of the Lumenis LightSheer Laser Diode System to gently and non-invasively dispatch unwanted fuzz and sneaky Bond villains from two designated body areas. Each serendipitous section will receive three treatments, though customers may purchase up to two of today’s Groupons to continue same-spot deforestation or move on to additional domains. While waiting for lasers to arrive from the future, mouths can munch on complimentary cookies and sip coffee.