Being an adult means taking on grave responsibilities, like holding down a job, paying a mortgage, and keeping abreast of the latest breakthroughs in ornithology. Liberate yourself with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of adult novelties at The Reddoor, valid only at its Tryon Street location.

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Friendly staffers at The Reddoor stock shelves with erotic bedroom accouterments, including lingerie and popular adult toys. The Platinum Butterfly Kiss vibrator's ($29.99) flickering wings can tease sensitive spots, or the iVibe Rabbit's churning pearls and eight speeds ($99.99) inspire a medley of tactile pleasures. Pairs can share the gleeful pulsations from the dual motors of the Screaming O Big O2 Ring ($24.99) for up to 60 minutes in a couples' activity that's more engaging than jointly crocheting a tandem bicycle. The We-Vibe ($149.99), whose quiet yet scintillating tremors have garnered praise from Cosmopolitan, Glamour, and Elle magazines, works to spark steamy rendezvous between partners with flexible arms that bestow both internal and external stimulation. Otherwise, patrons can hoard a supply of holiday chocolate candies to tenderly hand-feed lovers or blunt the antler-tips of visiting reindeer, or spice up after-work backrubs with drizzles of aromatic Kama Sutra massage oils ($24.99).