Unlike sentient segways, roller skates will never lead unwary riders into busy streets or burning pits of tar. Safely mobilize with today’s Groupon to The Rollercade. This deal is only valid for general-public skate sessions. Choose between the following options:

• For $9, you get a roller-skating outing for two (up to a $25 total value), which includes:
• Admission for two (up to a $14 value)
• Skate rental for two (up to a $6 value)

• Two hot dogs (a $5 value)</p>

• For $18, you get a roller-skating outing for four (up to a $50 total value), which includes:
• Admission for four (up to a $28 value)
• Skate rental for four (up to a $12 value)
• Four hot dogs (a $10 value)</p>

The Rollercade fosters gliding with its smooth skating surface, which helps guests find their wheels and roll to their feet’s content. With admission to the rink and a pair of rental skates, visitors can set their axle-bearing shoes spinning in circular delight five days a week, surrounded by neon lights and a mesmerizing magic-carpet pattern of Day-Glo swirls. Skate in a duo to the upbeat sounds of Top 40 tunes on Fridays from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m., or bring in an entire roller-loving family for some quality skate-bonding on Saturdays from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and Sundays from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. Check the schedule to get a complete list of the weekly skating sessions embroidered on your brain jacket. Though not included in this Groupon, tired skaters can relax by the snack bar or take a nap on the pool table.

The Rollercade’s rates vary throughout the week, and the rink is closed Mondays and Thursdays.