Unlike sentient segways, roller skates will never lead unwary riders into busy streets or burning pits of tar. Safely mobilize with today’s deal: for $4, you get admission and skate rental at The Rollercade, located on Recoleta Road near the North Star Mall (up to a $9 value). This deal is only valid for general-public skate sessions.

The Rollercade fosters gliding with its smooth skating surface, which helps guests find their wheels and roll to their feet’s content. With admission to the rink (a $5–$6.50 value) and a pair of rental skates (a $2.50 value), visitors can set their axle-bearing shoes spinning in circular delight. Skate solo to the upbeat sounds of Top 40 tunes on Fridays from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m., or bring in an entire roller-loving family for some quality skate-bonding on Saturdays from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and Sundays from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. Check the schedule to get a complete list of this spring's weekly skating sessions embroidered on your brain jacket.

The Rollercade’s skate castle keeps legs happily putting their best wheels forward, and eyes find continuous delights in the interior décor, which features an abundance of neon lights and a mesmerizing magic-carpet pattern of Day-Glo swirls.

The Rollercade offers its own deals at certain times of the week and is closed Monday and Thursdays; plan ahead to make sure you're redeeming your Groupon at the most opportune time.