Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of thin-crust pizza and calzones at The Upper Crust Pizzeria. Choose from the following 14 participating area locations.

The Upper Crust Pizzeria fashions artful thin-crust dough discs served in a bright space with modern, architectural touches. Chefs craft specialty pies ($16.10–$19.95) inspired by local landmarks, from the sundried-tomato cobblestones of the Beacon Hill to the pesto-painted walls of the Green Monster. White clams and shrimp sizzle with fresh garlic on specialty seafood pies ($15.25–$19.95), whereas the Lucky Luciano peppers a winsome white pizza with chorizo sausage and hearts of palm (15.95–$19.95). Diners can opt to spread sweet sauce over a regular or whole-wheat crust or request that any pie be served white without sauce. Combine slices with small greek, garden, or caesar salads ($6.75–$6.95) or pounce on the geometric goodness of a spinach square ($2.50) or half moon-shaped calzone ($10). Restaurant interiors are accoutered with modern flourishes such as flat-screen TVs and pan-decorated ceilings, allowing one to lie down and admire their reflection before a postmeal nap.