As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get IntraLase LASIK eye surgery on both eyes at Toledo LASIK (a $4,100 value). A complimentary pretreatment consultation is required for all prospective patients; those that are not deemed eligible candidates for surgery will receive a full refund.

Led by Dr. William Wiley, Toledo LASIK has been the recipient of awards for ethics from the Better Business Bureau and was an early facility in the field of LASIK procedures in Toledo. The Center's merry eye menders, who possess an average of 25 years' experience in refractive surgery and ophthalmology, utilize the blade-free IntraLase technology, aiming to improve patients' vision and to increase the likelihood of someone finally tracking down Waldo. The minimally invasive procedure, which requires approximately seven minutes of surgery time per eye, makes use of the femtosecond laser to give the surgeon more control, promoting patient relaxation and decreasing the chance of complications. Post-op, protective sunglasses should be worn and ocular orbs will be covered with transparent shields for roughly 24 hours. Many patients are able to return to normal activities the day after their session.