If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would’ve made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with today’s Groupon to Toyota Sports Center in El Segundo. Choose from the following options:

• For $6, you get a skating package for one (up to a $13.50 value).
• For $11, you get a skating package for two (up to a $27 value).
• For $20, you get a skating package for four (up to a $54 value).
• For $175, you get a celebration birthday-party package for up to 15 kids (a $350 value).
• For $400, you get a deluxe birthday-party package for up to 30 kids (an $850 value).

Each skating package includes the following per person: * Adult or child admission (up to an $8 value) * Skate rental (a $3.50 value)

Each birthday package includes: * Two-hour admission and skate rental * Intro skating lesson * One-hour party-area rental with decorations, pizza, drinks, and party hostess * Gift for birthday child * Return skating passes for each child * Glitter Body Art temporary-tattoo artist (with deluxe package only)

Toyota Sports Center entices skaters of all ages with a trio of glassy rinks smooth enough to be commandeered for official practices by the LA Kings. Strapped into skates from the rental shop, toes twinkle across either the NHL or Pond sheets according to the public-skate schedule during two- to three-hour sessions. Pairs link arms and lap the flattened glacier in search of preserved saber-toothed zambonis, and spinners head to the center of the rink to showcase their dizzying twirls.

Birthday celebrations pair ice slicing with celebratory asides as youth cut up the rink during a lesson and two-hour rental. Along with skating, carousers can enjoy pizza and drinks in a festively festooned room, where a party hostess will stand guard, ready to assist guests and fly around benevolently with an enchanted umbrella. Families should provide their own cake for the event, though no other outside food is permitted. Like an honorary mayor receiving the key to an entire city, the birthday child will receive a gift, and young guests will all acquire complimentary return skating passes. During deluxe parties, a glitter-wielding artist will paint temporary tattoos upon the assembled children, ramping up the fun to a fever pitch.