Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Detour nature's course with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get 20 units of Botox from Tri Cities Urgent Care in Willow Park (a $300 value).

Under the supervision of Dr. Nadeem Khan, Tri Cities Urgent Care's staff turns back faces' clocks with mug-mollifying doses of Botox Cosmetic. During each noninvasive, 15–20 minute procedure, the Botox medication relaxes facial muscles and erases signs of skin-level stress, taming wrinkles, and helping worry lines find new jobs as minus signs. Most patients notice newly smooth surfaces within a few days, and results generally stick around for about four months.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.