Before battle, samurai warriors cut, colored, and straightened their coiffures so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with today's Groupon. For $30, you get $75 worth of services at Trichology Salon.

Trichology’s services come from qualified stylists, and include women’s ($35+) and men’s ($23+) haircuts, styling for women ($20+), all-over coloring ($65+), and basic perm straightening ($75+). Additionally, clients can opt for a facial waxing that includes the brow ($15) and lip ($10), or a makeup lesson and application ($50). The talented staff uses TIGI hair-care products and partakes in continuous training to achieve a level of hair expertise matched only by a PhD-wielding yeti.

Focusing on providing the ultimate salon experience, Trichology offers online booking, a free WiFi laptop bar, multiple flat-screen TVs, and contemporary décor boasting lustrous, black-tiled floors, sleek furnishings, and a spacious layout. It can feel like you're getting your hair cut in the captain's chair on the Enterprise, so don't be shy about shouting dramatic commands such as "On-screen," "Make it so," and "Fire."

Head hair is like Play-Doh: it can be sculpted; it comes in different colors; and it fits snugly inside a canister. With Trichology’s exceptional hair services, customers can look good and shoot to the top of VIP lists at family-reunion raves and local cosmic-bowling nights.