Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon to Tropical Palms Resort and Campground in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

• For $60, you get a two-night stay in the premium or premium-deluxe RV site (up to a $120 average value).
For $110, you get a two-night stay in any of the premium cottage rentals, depending on family size and availability (up to a $220 average value). Premium cottages can accommodate a family of six.

Visitors to Tropical Palms Resort and Campground rest their heads amid a verdant 67-acre oasis just a short drive from Disney World, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and other popular theme parks. Road-bound travelers can park a wheeled steed in one of 325 RV sites. The premium sites feature concrete or asphalt drives with a concrete patio, full hook-up, cable, water, and sewer. Guests can dine in the open air at picnic tables or deconstruct them to build wooden toboggans. Florida tourists can also spend the night in a premium cottage. The 400 square feet house a full kitchen, full baths, an outdoor deck, and free wireless Internet. Premium cottages, available with one, two, or three bedrooms, can accommodate a family of up to six or two migrating buffalo.

All guests can take a dip in the heated pool. Poolside recreation is as diverse as a potluck at the UN, ranging from karaoke and live bands to dive-in movies and petting zoos.

Though Tropical Palms Resort and Campground sometimes features discounted prices online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Tropical Palms Resort and Campground's rates fluctuate throughout the week and season.