Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon to Tropical Tans of Arlington in Arlington. Choose between the following options:

• For $19, you get one month of unlimited Silver-level bed tanning (a $61.90 value).
• For $19, you get two airbrush spray tans (a $55.10 value).<p>

At Tropical Tans of Arlington, top-notch bronzing beds and air brushers coat skin in butterscotch toppings. Gradually grow your glow in a cocoon that simultaneously heats bodies with high-wattage lights and cools them down via built-in fans and the sounds of polar bears doing yoga wafting from the bed’s sound system. During custom airbrush sessions, a pigment artist skillfully spritzes skin with sun-kissed hues made from a natural solution imbued with antioxidants, vitamins, and the aromas of raspberry and almond extracts. Applied color continues to develop over the course of 6–24 hours, enough time to fully hatch a baby pig.