Like a carpenter’s finest tabletop, the face must be properly sanded to avoid leaving splinters in the hands that run along it. Avoid injuring face caressers with today’s Groupon for Troy Laser Center in Sterling Heights. Choose from two options:

• For $60, you get a DiamondTome microdermabrasion treatment (a $135 value).
• For $199, you get three VelaShape cellulite- and circumferential-reduction treatments (a $900 value).
  
  

Troy Laser Center’s certified skin specialists ward off the wrinkly wrath of natural aging with DiamondTome microdermabrasion facial treatments. During the approximately 30-minute procedure, a sorceress waves the proprietary diamond-tipped wand over the entire face, uprooting the outermost layer of skin to unveil the glowing, fresh façade below the surface. The safe, gentle resurfacing treatment can rewind facial clocks by fading fine lines, tightening saggy skin, and jumper-cableing sluggish collagen production. A lack of necessary recovery time allows refreshed guests to return to running errands and planning coups on their local dog kennel.

VelaShape lets clients subdue insurgent cellulite in their choice of target locations: abdomen, buttocks, hips, and front or back upper legs. The FDA–cleared VelaShape device harnesses the power of bi-polar radiofrequency, infrared light energy, a vacuum, and mechanical massage to stimulate lymphatic drainage and restore firmness to the dimply dermis. Over the course of three treatments, Troy's friendly technicians will reduce the circumference of the chosen area, carefully slimming away undesirable cellulite until clients are confident enough to participate in their office's bikini casual Fridays. Many clients compare the VelaShape treatment to a warm massage, and a lack of necessary recovery time allows refreshed guests to return to running errands and planning coups on their local dog kennel. A one-time fee of $451 will grant you an upgrade to a package of six VelaShape treatments.

Troy Laser Center is a premier medical spa that specializes in treating the pinchably porous organic jumpsuit that Finnish aborigines refer to as skin. The medical spa is staffed by board-certified physicians as well as a licensed medical aesthetician to ensure a safe, calming, and quick procedure.