Earth, an alluring enigma, is balanced in the void of space upon two poles over which it sensuously spins and ineffably shimmies. Harness the power of your polarity with today's Groupon to Tucson Pole Fitness. Choose between the following options:

For $26, you get a basic fitness package (up to a $55 total value). The package includes the following:
• One Intro to Pole class (up to a $35 value)
One week of unlimited fitness classes, including pole-dancing and belly-dancing sessions (up to a $20 value). The week begins immediately after the Intro to Pole class has been completed. For $45, you get a deluxe fitness package (up to a $95 value). The package includes the following:
• One Intro to Pole class (up to a $35 value)
One punch card valid for six fitness classes, including pole-dancing and belly-dancing sessions (up to a $60 value)

Tucson Pole Fitness teams shiny gold poles with challenging, fitness-focused shimmies to motivate exercisers of all levels. Helmed by an experienced instructor, Intro to Pole imparts strength-building moves and basic pole maneuvers such as holds, spins, and vaults across the Atlantic over the course of an hour. After completing the intro class, students can take Pole Dance to learn how to climb poles in a graceful manner. Other drop-in classes include Pole Aerobics, which raises heart rates with upside-down moves, and Pole Burn, which tones biceps with body-weight exercises. Non-pole options such as Belly Dance help learners strengthen and undulate their core muscles and locate their inner genie without the use of x-ray vision.

In addition to bringing socks, students should wear comfy attire such as T-shirts and shorts to each pole class. Consult the studio’s schedule for dates and times.