Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair tends to return. Keep hair and Aussie sporting equipment at bay with today’s Groupon to Tuscaloosa MedSpa in Tuscaloosa. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser-hair-removal treatments for one small area (up to a $450 value). Click here for the available treatment areas.
• For $199, you get three laser-hair-removal treatments on one large area (up to a $900 value). Click here for the available treatment areas.

Tuscaloosa MedSpa’s staff boasts a board-certified family practitioner and aesthetic laser technician who apply their expertise to pamper bodies with advanced beautifying technology. Laser hair removal begins with a personal consultation to pin down the appropriate area for defuzzing and an ice-breaking game of checkers with a staff member. During each 10- to 15-minute session, the technician bathes the target area with the laser’s warm, red light, which, like a foreman at a wig factory, focuses on the areas producing the most hair. Without the sting of plucking or waxing, the treatment can smooth the surface of the abdomen (a $300 value and treatment), clears the delicate shores of the bikini (a $150 value and treatment), and paves an unimpeded path to the chin (a $50 value and treatment). Afterward, patients are sent home with post-treatment care instructions for their skin type, be it the dainty pelt of a hairless kitten or the durable silk of a mutated man-spider.