Like learning to use chopsticks, roller-skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Show off how flexible your feet are with today's Groupon to United Skates of America, Inc. located on Refugee Road. Choose between the following options:

• For $16, you get four admissions (up to a $32 value) and four skate rentals (a $12 value; up to a $44 total value).
• For $45, you get a party package for up to eight kids, including admission and skate rental, a large one-topping pizza, two pitchers of soda, and four game tokens per child (a $90 value).

United Skates of America soundtracks crackerjack skate moves with electrifying, kid-friendly tunes. Families, friends, or bobsled teams can band together with four-person admission and skate rentals, bonding via rink-romping high jinks and the hypnotic effects of skating in circles. From a reserved party area, roller-tykes can plan their domination of the rink and demolish a large one-topping pizza and two pitchers of soda, aided by or ignoring a full supply of serving ware and utensils. The birthday kid gets to mount the lofty heights of the DJ booth to choose a mini playlist and legally oblige all attendees to do the Locomotion. Then, he or she gets to spin the Wheel of Fortune to win prizes in the Stuff Shop. All guests can attempt to win goodies or last-minute birthday gifts with four game tokens each in the arcade. Throughout the 2- to 2.5-hour event, an energetic, experienced party host will keep the festivities on track. Though skate rental is included, rollers are welcome to wield their own wheels, but rocket skates are strictly forbidden.