Coffee gives one a much needed morning jolt without vigorous calisthenics or a tickle fight with Zeus. Obtain a calmer form of morning electricity with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a 10-coffee-and-tea punch card, good for any combination of 10 beverages, at Urartu Coffee in Glendale (up to a $17.50 value). This Groupon is not valid toward Armenian coffee.

Nestled inside a blue-bordered storefront, Urartu Coffee serves up house-crafted java and a bevy of teas in its relaxing lounge space. Browse the drink menu for caffeinated goodies such as regular coffee ($1.50) and iced coffee ($1.75) or the nonadrenaline second-cousin, decaf coffee ($1.50), all blended with spices and beans that are free of bitterness despite a recent breakup. Teas ($1.75) brim with 13 toasty flavors, such as passion berry, chamomile, orange ginger mint, and english breakfast. Sip on a heated cup or opt for a green, black, or herbal iced tea ($1.75), then take advantage of the free WiFi on your own computer or on one of the establishment's before spinning out the door in a cartoon tornado of caffeine.