Birds are a perceptive species, only fluttering through open windows to help dress the most radiant humans. Achieve a more pleasant aura with today's Groupon to Utopia Tanning & Spa in San Ramon. Choose between the following options:

• For $50, you get 10 tanning sessions in a premium level tanning bed. Choose from four levels of tanning: level 1 (a $89 value), level 2 (a $129 value), level 3 (a $159 value), or level 4 (a $199 value).

• For $20, you get $40 worth of spa and tanning services (all four levels of tanning and Mystic tanning included).

Utopia Tanning and Spa utilizes state-of-the-art technology to illuminate soul-sheathes with a variety of body-burnishing services. Enliven pasty pigment with the Open Sun 550 tanning bed, a premium level-four divan equipped with 45 160-watt lamps, facial tanners, and an open design. Comfortable amenities—including a headrest, armrest, air conditioning, and an imbedded stereo system—help ensure your 15-minute vitamin D infusions are as relaxing and leisurely as riding a lazy-boy down a river of Sunny Delight.

Alternately, Groupon buyers can opt to sample services from Utopia's bountiful spa menu. UV-eschewers can get glowy and golden with a Mystic spray tan, which uses a mist of personalized sun-less solution to produce sprightly shades quickly, easily, and safely ($30 per session). Beauty Angel red light therapy employs powerful, non-UV wavelengths to incite the body's own photo rejuvenation process, treating fleshy flaws such as wrinkles, cellulite, enlarged pores, and age spots shaped like Don Knotts ($35 for a single session). Or, increase your speed while bodysurfing across a freshly shaved ice rink by waxing off unwanted portions of pelt. Facials, chemical peels, massages, and hair extensions round out the beauty-boosting bounty. Whatever services customers choose, Utopia's friendly staff and clean, relaxing atmosphere will provide them with an escape from the world and its stress-inflicting census takers.

Reviews

Twenty-five Yelpers give Utopia Tanning & Spa a four-star average:

• The beds are always clean and they have an excellent selection of the highest quality lotions. – Kirsten M., 9/7/10
• The bed was new super clean high powered had grey fans adjustable face all the bells and whistles plus the staff was super friendly and helpful. – Dena S., 6/22/10