Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers. Valhalla is a hall of legend in Norse mythology, a place where the worthy are rewarded with eternal glory for their earthly trials. In line with this, Valhalla's professional and friendly staff extends guests a choice of nine different types of massage. Select any style for your 50-minute session, choosing from traditional options, such as Swedish and deep tissue, progressive forms, such as trigger point therapy and myofascial release, and hyper-targeted methods, such as sports therapy and a three centimeter square behind the earlobe. This Groupon also offers guests a complete body composition analysis during their visit, offering clients a look at their lean-to-fat ratio and further tipping the scales in favor of people who don't own scales.