When your stomach is unhappy, you get a stomachache, but when your face is unhappy, it drags you around by your tongue and makes your mouth hold a pen to write yourself an angry letter. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a microdermabrasion treatment and facial at Vitalogy Skincare (a $124 value). This deal is redeemable at Vitalogy Skincare’s Cedar Park, Georgetown, and San Marcos locations.

Vitalogy Skincare specializes in medical and cosmetic dermatology, from diagnosing and treating abnormalities to boosting confidence with a bevy of beautifying treatments. Today’s deal nets skin wearers a one-hour session that begins with a licensed facialist conducting a thorough skin analysis, followed by cleansing, moisturizing, and sun-protection therapy to keep manipulative solar rays from turning the face’s various features against each other.

In the next stage, an application of tiny microdermabrasion crystals will blast away facial blemishes, dullness, fine lines, scarring, sun damage, and unwanted pigmentation, exposing the fresh-faced skin cells beneath and stimulating new cell growth. This noninvasive, step-by-step system helps generate a youthful, invigorated visage in all skin types and complexions, ensuring that faces can sit proudly on their perch above the neck and below a sombrero used for serving chips and salsa.