Without cars, mankind would be forced to ride bison for their daily commute and bumper stickers would forever search for a place to call home. Celebrate man's most decorated conveyance with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a 60-minute exotic-car driving experience from W Exotic Car Rentals (a $249 value). Choose from a Porsche, an Aston Martin, or a Bentley. This Groupon includes half off additional hours (normally $99 per hour).

W Exotic Car Rentals places clients in the driver’s seat of a high-powered sports car, releasing man and machine onto the streets of Houston in a one-hour excursion. Rein in the force of a Porsche Carrera S Cabriolet, a luxury carriage able to accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 5 seconds, making it faster than a Hot Wheels car launched from a cannon. Or buckle up and command the power of an Aston Martin V8 Vantage, a sleek roadster housing enough get-up-and-go to reach speeds of 180 mph. The Bentley Continental GT gifts customers with sophisticated speed, sporting a premium interior, a GPS system, and a body as sculpted as a weightlifter's replica of Michelangelo's David.

Before taking to the pavement, drivers undertake a 10-minute introduction to their vehicle of choice. An experienced associate sits shotgun during the cityscape journey, bestowing customers with helpful tips and acting as a sidekick for spontaneous crime fighting. Duos may choose to drive a route through downtown Houston, stretching from the Galleria area to Memorial Drive, or chart an independent course.