Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's deal: for $24, you get three "full service plus" car washes at Waterline Auto Spa (a $48 value). This Groupon is valid for the full service plus washes only.

Bring anything from a beater to a Bentley into Waterline Auto Spa and receive professional pampering for your soon-to-be-snazzy road baby. The full service plus washing package includes a full exterior wash with spot-free rinse, wheel and tire cleaner, and full undercarriage cleanse. A sealer wax, clear-coat protection, and triple-foam polish will speed up your hood-slide time, impressing potential suitors. When the car seems too intoxicated to take any more shots of cleanliness, the professionally uniformed, new-car-scented workers will shine the tires, vacuum the interior, condition the dash and console, and even spritz your favorite scent of air freshener.

As your vehicle undergoes these three luxurious spa treatments, you can relax and enjoy Starbucks coffee, or finally return the call from the voice in your head pestering you about those Celine Dion tickets.