Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a paintless dent removal or paint touchup and chip repair at Westside Detail (a $175 value).

Westside Detail’s experienced auto-body experts restore wounded rides with paintless dent removal and paint touchup services. Applying paintless dent-removal techniques and softly muttered words of encouragement, skilled horseless-carriage whisperers remove unsightly dings and dents from one body panel. The paint touchup and chip repair delivers an all-over sprucing up, as Westside’s detailers comb the entire auto body for damage and apply matching paint to minor scratches and chips. Either service may take up to six hours, giving patrons time to explore the surrounding Pearl District or catch a ride home on nearby transit options. Pickup and delivery service is also available in exchange for photographic evidence of Bigfoot’s compact car or a nominal cost—determined by distance from Westside Detail and not included in today’s Groupon.