Much like vintage Star Wars figurines, human skin experiences depreciation the minute it’s removed from its protective packaging. Help keep your corporeal collector’s item in mint condition with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour body treatment of your choice at Whole Aveda SalonSpa in Oldsmar (up to a $75 value).

Whole Aveda SalonSpa offers a unique menu of serenely soothing therapies to suit a wide range of distressed dermises. Amid prismatic murals and bold décor, clients can enjoy personalized pampering from one of the spa's corporeal connoisseurs.

Make for a prettier game of human heads-or-tails with an essential back treatment, a reverse-rejuvenation featuring deep-cleansing exfoliation and moisturizing salves to smooth and tone skin. Or, opt for the detoxifying Caribbean therapy body experience, a tranquil cocktail of exfoliation, mask, and warm wrap that leaves the corpus feeling calm and liberated of its land-locking limbs. For meat-suits in need of a full-body marinade, the rosemary-mint body wrap is a gourmet gift to the senses, balancing body and mind with fresh essences of rosemary and peppermint. All services are customized to meet each patient’s unique toning and tenderizing needs.

Reviews

Five Yelpers give Whole SalonSpa a five-star average:

• This place is awesome! – Sue G., 6/25/08
• [T]he quality of the products they use and the education level of the stylists make it all worth it. – Ilana B., 1/26/10