Like all domesticated animals, horses require human guidance to keep from brushing against barbed wire, eating poisonous rocks, and galloping triumphantly into the ocean. Take the reins with today's deal: for $29, you get a 60-minute riding lesson (a $60 value) at Wichita Riding Academy in Derby. Helmed by William Woods University Equestrian Science alumnus Cheryl Manahan, Wichita Riding Academy's qualified and certified instructors help students learn the mighty hooved ways of the academy's champion-quality horses. Saddle surfers of all experience levels can pick their lesson style—be it Western, driving, saddle seat, hunt seat, or ethereal elf-maiden—and take their quad-footed equicycle for a test trot as they learn how to guide, ride, and pick up FM radio signals with its ears. Although there is a 220 lb. weight limit for the safety and health of the animals, today's Groupon can also be exchanged for a carriage-driving lesson.