Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships—the ball is your scream and the pins are other people’s opinions. Make a striking statement with today’s Groupon to Windsor Bowling Lanes. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a bowling outing for up to five (an $88.73 total value) that includes:
• Three hours of bowling (a $75 value)
• Shoe rental (a $1.75 value/person)
• One order of popcorn (a $1.99 value)

• One pitcher of pop (a $2.99 value)<p>

• For $12, you get a bowling outing for two (a $27.50 total value) that includes:
• Three games of bowling (a $12 value/person)
• Shoe rental (a $1.75 value/person)<p>

Windsor Bowling Lane’s pin professionals welcome sphere-slingers to alleys fresh from extensive renovation. Twosomes and fivesomes place friendly wages on each other’s souls, then hurl multicolored orbs down gleaming Brunswick lanes as overhead flat-screen monitors track the in-game action. For a dramatic backdrop, cosmic bowl heightens game play as neon images of Shakespearian actors and the glint of a disco ball dance across black-lit lanes. A concession area refuels ball launchers with libations and bar grub, and a video jukebox prompts adrenalin surges by blaring power ballads and radio jingles (extra concessions and jukebox not included in today’s deals).