Ice is nothing more than water that won’t let people swim in it. Teach stubborn liquid a lesson with today’s Groupon: for $4, you get an ice-skating outing for one at Wings West and Wings Stadium (an $8 total value). The outing includes the following:

• Open-skate admission for one (a $5 value). Admission is free for kids aged 3 and younger.
• One skate rental (a $3 value)<p>

Open skating for Groupon buyers is available at the following times: * Wings Stadium: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. * Wings West: Wednesdays and Fridays from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.<p>

The staff at Wings West and Wings Stadium, the icy stomping grounds of the Kalamazoo Wings, invite feet to glide across the venues’ slick surfaces four days a week. Visitors don rented lace-up blade-boots and burn calories while sliding across frozen expanses more cool and smooth than an eel playing jazz harmonica. Guests can quell lunchtime belly growls with a host of concessions (not included in today’s deal), which range from chicken fingers to pulled-pork sandwiches. A fun destination for families and an exhilarating alternative to the gym, the rinks encourage guests to trace giant ovals, practice double axels, and summon Slappy, the K-Wings’ avian mascot, with amorous duck calls.