Although reindeer excel at pulling sleighs, this position is usually reserved for horses, who are not naturally instilled with a desire to run over your elderly kinswomen. Ride behind a safer steed with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a two-person sleigh ride or wagon ride from Wolcott Farms in Warsaw.

Wolcott Farms specializes in all things horse, offering riding classes, rides, and horse-related gifts. Today's deal lets you experience the beauty of nature as a passenger in a horse-powered snow car. During your 30-40 minute ride, you and your companion can admire the snowy forests, gingerbread houses, and rushing rivers near Letchworth State Park while relaxing in the comfort of a wagon or Amish-made sleigh pulled by hornless unicorns. Customers are advised to bring blankets or other body warmers to protect themselves from Jack Frost's freezy fingers.