Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a one-month family or individual membership (up to a $68 value)—including initiation fee (up to a $68 value)—plus $50 toward program registration at the YMCA of El Paso (up to a $186 total value). The family membership includes up to two adults and all dependent children aged 24 or younger.

Established in 1886, the YMCA of El Paso today offers pools and fitness facilities alongside a wealth of programs, including swimming lessons, sports leagues, and group exercise classes. Adult and youth swim lessons ($20+) enhance aquatic skills, leaving participants better equipped for a future in which all business deals are transacted in wave pools. Youth can throw, kick, punt, and bounce a variety of balls in the many sports leagues available or scuff up gym floors during ballroom-dancing or hip-hop classes. Family activities such as roller-skating and yoga instill a sense of familial togetherness without the groaning and complaints of bonding events such as family tax filing or family gutter cleaning.

The YMCA of El Paso features three locations, and participants should check with each branch before enrolling in programs, as the pricing and availability of programs may vary by location. See programs and prices for the Fred and Maria Loya Family YMCA, the Bowling Family YMCA, and the Westside Family YMCA.