Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation’s heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots’ pared-down pastime and other fun activities with today’s Groupon to Zig-E’s Funland on Wicker Avenue in St. John, Indiana, about 30 minutes from Chicago. Choose from the following options:

• For $18, you get admission for two and a choice of three attractions each (up to a $36 value).<p>
• For $39, you get an outing for four (up to an $82 value), including:
• Admission for four and a choice of three attractions each (up to a $72 value)
• One 12-inch pizza (a $10 value)<p>
• For $58, you get an outing for six (up to a $128 value), including:
• Admission for six and a choice of three attractions each (up to a $108 value)
• Two 12-inch pizzas (a $20 value)
  
  

Customers may choose three of five available attractions in any combination, with the exception of mash-ups such as batting karts and bungee golf.

The 3.4-acre Zig-E’s Funland entertains families with a sociable, small-town atmosphere and an array of outdoor games and activities, including go-karts, miniature golf, batting cages, bungee trampoline, a two-building arcade, and a LAN center. Click the clasp of your seat belt and rev a horsepower engine toward a flash-photo finish on the go-kart track, test hand-eye-nose coordination with 20 arcade tokens, or exchange six batting-cage tokens for a chance to face 90 pitches from a robotic ace. Eighteen holes of mini golf under shady trees present a leisurely endeavor for golfers of all ages, and the new bungee trampoline sparks adrenaline and euphoria in equal measure as tethered customers bounce high enough to pluck quills from passing birds before gravity wrests their bodies back toward terra firma. Parties of four or six fuel up between intensive bouts of fun with a sizzling slice of snack-shop pizza.