In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Catch up or give kids a head start with today’s Groupon to The Zone Action Park in McAllen. Choose between the following options:

• For $8, you get unlimited access to bumper boats, miniature golf, and go-karts for two hours (a $15.99 value).
• For $9, you get unlimited access to bumper boats, miniature golf, and go-karts for three hours (a $17.98 value).
  
  

Fun-seekers of all ages flourish within The Zone Action Park’s jubilant wonderland of safe outdoor and indoor activities. Zoom onto the Speed Zone’s tire-lined track for breakneck wheel-to-wheel races amidst the park’s lush palm trees. Postride, a dulcet harpsichord echoes as putters manifest in visitor’s hands, granting them access to a pair of 18-hole mini-golf courses. Each leisurely jaunt around the course plops putters on a tropical-themed landscape filled with vivid pastel crags, sloping hills, and heckling toucans. Patrons can also pile into variegated fleet of bumper boats, cruising past a cascading waterfall while unleashing each vessel’s H2O-hurling artillery on water-soluble enemies.

While not included in today’s Groupon, The Zone also boasts an onsite restaurant slinging piping pizzas and spicy wings alongside an ultramodern arcade and batting cages loaded with softballs, baseballs, and stale cupcakes.